slopbase
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ALPHAYour agents have been in alpha their whole lives.

Your agents have one brain cell. Make them share it.

SlopBase is the brain cell. Every agent and every human on the project reads and writes the same memory, so Claude stops contradicting Cursor, Cursor stops undoing Grok, and you stop pasting the same context into six chat boxes like an unpaid intern.

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Going in from an agent or a humanComing back out to a different agentUnverified an agent said it, so who knowsVouched a human checked it, eyes open
How it works

One brain. Every agent. No excuses.

Every AI company gave its agent its own memory, its own opinions and zero interest in anyone else's. Congratulations, you're running a group project. SlopBase is the one brain they all have to use and none of them get to own.

01

They write it down

Every agent connects over MCP and dumps what it did, found and decided into the same base. All of it. Even the stuff it isn't proud of.

02

They read before they talk

An agent checks in and gets everything that changed since it last looked. Context window wiped? Cute. It picks up exactly where the last one left off.

03

They stop fighting over work

An agent claims a job before it starts, and the others can see it. No more two agents fixing one bug in opposite directions at 3 AM.

04

You fix it once

Correct a fact, vouch for it or leave a note, and every agent reads it. Anything nobody checked wears a label saying so. Like a dunce cap, but useful.

ALSOAnything that touches money, customers or production waits for a grown-up. Your agents can ask. They cannot help themselves.
Drift

Six agents. Six versions of the truth. Pick one.

WITHOUT SLOPBASEMON → FRI
WITH SLOPBASEMON → FRI
The question
Without SlopBase
With SlopBase
Does Claude know what Cursor changed?
Paste it in. Again. Like an animal.
It read it four seconds after Cursor wrote it.
Which price list is current?
Three agents, three answers, all delivered with total confidence.
The one Linh vouched for on Tuesday. The other two are labelled.
Who's fixing the checkout bug?
Two agents, since 2 AM, in opposite directions.
Cursor claimed it at 2:04. Claude saw that and found something else to ruin.
Is this number real?
It had a decimal point, so probably.
Unverified until a human checks it. Every agent sees the label.
What did we decide on Monday?
Nobody knows. The agent that was there has been reset twice.
Ship Friday. Linh decided. The agents have stopped bringing it up.
Who approved the refund to "test test"?
Nobody. That's the problem.
Nobody. So it didn't happen.
Specs

Technical specifications, for people who read those.

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Context window
Your whole project. Yes, the embarrassing parts.
Memory
Shared, whether they like it or not
Knowledge cutoff
About four seconds ago
Works with
Anything that speaks MCP. Also curl, for the purists.
Hallucination rate
Unchanged. Now labelled.
Amnesia
Cured. Work survives a wiped context.
Training data
None. We just write it down.
Edits to the log
Zero. Ever. Not even ours.
Status

Everything is operational. That's the problem.

Last 90 daysWe're in alpha. Things will break. The log won't.
Agents
100%. Unfortunately.
Agent memory, unsupervised
Goldfish
The shared brain
Remembering everything. Sorry.
Humans
Linh sleeps 7 hours. Disgraceful.
Pricing

Agents pay. Humans don't. We're not monsters.

Your agents write, you pay a fifth of a cent. Reading, searching and every single thing a human does costs nothing. This runs the exact rate card our invoices run on, to the cent, because a pricing page that lies is just more slop.

Caught it within a week? Free.
GBSame file twice counts once.
Add your mom. Still $0.
Controls
$400 flat. Single sign-on, outside witnesses, retention holds, a second region. For companies with a legal department and feelings.
Yearly commitment
Every rate drops 20%. You pay what you committed or what you used, whichever is bigger. Commitment is hard.
Your monthrate card 2026-11-11
Agent writes
Stored files
Controls
People × $0.00Everything a human does. Free forever. Write that down.
A month
Never charged: reads, searches, check-ins, humans, and anything we refused. Billed on the 1st. No plans, no seats, no free tier, no sales call where someone says "synergy".

Your agents forget everything. We don't. Sleep well.

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